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[Post Game Thread] Golden State Warriors (30-30) defeat the Houston Rockets (13-46) 116-101. Klay Thompson erupts for 42 points, tying his season high with 12 made threes.

[赛后贴] 金州勇士队(30胜30负)116-101击败休斯顿火箭队(13胜46负)

双方数据

勇士(30-30):克莱42分7篮板、迪文岑佐15分3篮板4助攻、普尔15分2篮板8助攻、库明加7分4篮板4助攻、鲍德温11分3篮板、杰罗姆9分3助攻、兰姆8分7篮板、杰迈克尔-格林3分7篮板2助攻2抢断、卢尼2分13篮板3助攻2盖帽、穆迪4分。

火箭(13-46):马丁22分8篮板2助攻2盖帽、史密斯13分9篮板、申京5分9篮板8助攻、泰特14分3篮板4助攻3抢断、华盛顿15分2篮板4助攻2抢断、尼克斯9分2篮板、伊森6分6篮板4抢断、克里斯托弗13分 。

[–]shanks_you 124 points 2 hours ago

Why not just play Rockets every game? Maybe we can finally go on a run lma

勇士球迷:我有个不成熟的建议,以后咱们每场比赛都跟火箭打不就行了?这样勇士说不定就一飞冲天啦,哈哈哈哈~~~

[–]yentity 38 points 2 hours ago

Bold of you to assume we'll win an away game at Houston.

勇士球迷:楼上的,你妄断我们在客场打得过火箭,我不允许你这么自信~

[–]jer99 5 points 2 hours ago

Queue up a fourth quarter melt down

勇士球迷:对啊~把眼睛洗干净等着看勇士第四节崩盘吧你~

[–]SoyaMilk3 2 points an hour ago

We can just acty like every team is the rockets or the grizzlies and we are fine

勇士球迷:在下有一计,只要我们把每支球队都当成火箭或者灰熊来打,那应该妥妥的啦~

[–][GSW] Andre IguodalaOperation_Ivysaur 154 points 2 hours ago

Dread it, run from it, .500 ball arrives.

勇士球迷:

《50%胜率的沉默》节选

你见,或者不见我

我就在那里

你念,或者不念我

胜率摆在那里

不增 不减

注:本场比赛后,勇士队战绩为30胜30负,再次回到50%胜率。

[–][GSW] Andre IguodalaOperation_Ivysaur 31 points 2 hours ago

I feel like I'm going insane, this is the most mid season I have ever watched from our guys.

勇士球迷:我感觉我的强迫症要犯了,这是我看过最中分的勇士赛季啦!!!

[–]WarriorsSalty_Pancakes 5 points an hour ago

Greatest .500 team of all time!

勇士球迷:我不管,那我们也是史上最厉害的50%胜率球队!

[–]Warriorsru_benz [score hidden] 15 minutes ago

Step 1: Play .500 basketball in the regular season.

Step 2: Play .500 basketball in the play-in tournament.

Step 3: Play .571 basketball in the playoffs.

Step 4: Championship.

勇士球迷:

问:要让勇士队夺冠,拢共坟几步?

答:四步

第一步:常规赛拿下50%胜率战绩,把附加赛打开

第二步:附加赛打出50%胜率,把季后赛冲进去

第三步:季后赛打出57.1%胜率(每轮都抢七),把总决赛大门关上

第四步:NBA总冠军

[–]20815147 63 points 2 hours ago

Give PBJ all of Lamb’s minutes PLEASE