键盘侠|恩比德真名叫摸不得 给哈登道歉你需要的七大理由

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【赛后贴】今日NBA常规赛,76人147-143战胜步行者。

双方关键球员数据:

76人:恩比德42分5篮板3助攻2抢断1盖帽,哈登14分9篮板20助攻1失误,马克西24分0篮板2助攻1抢断,梅尔顿9分6篮板2助攻1抢断1盖帽,麦克丹尼尔斯20分8篮板1抢断,米尔顿15分2篮板3助攻,里德8分4篮板1助攻1抢断3盖帽,尼昂5分1篮板2助攻,豪斯10分1篮板4助攻。

步行者:哈利伯顿40分3篮板16助攻1抢断,希尔德15分8篮板2助攻,沃拉16分2篮板1助攻,特纳10分0篮板0助攻1抢断1盖帽,内姆哈德7分4篮板1助攻,马瑟林13分2篮板,麦康纳12分5篮板4助攻,史密斯14分2篮板,杜阿尔特4分1篮板3助攻,布里赛特8分2篮板1助攻

[–]SunsHesiPullup 71 points 4 hours ago

This isn’t an OT score??

太阳球迷:这是不加时能打出来的分数吗?

[–]VenturiMask 27 points 4 hours ago

Welcome to the modern NBA.

球迷:当代NBA,只会刷高分!

[–]Bullsiunrealx1995 6 points 4 hours ago

Is todays NBA just both sides playing offense and then taking rests on defense except during the final minutes?

公牛球迷:现在的NBA比赛,除了比分焦灼的最后几分钟,球队都是在自己的进攻回合很卖力,然后在防守回合休息。

[–]76ersHoelEmbellyDancer 14 points 4 hours ago

I'm sure Embiid was trying extra hard not to jump when he didn't have to

76人球迷:别人我不知道,恩比德真的是能不跳就不跳!

[–]76erslil_extro_vert_ 32 points 4 hours ago

The sixers have had 3 games in 4 nights twice. This is some BS lol. I wouldn’t mind them resting harden or Embiid tomorrow, especially Embiid bc of his foot thing

76人球迷:76人最近有两次4天打了三场比赛,这赛程安排太不合理了!希望下一场能安排哈登和恩比德轮休,尤其是有脚伤的恩比德。

[–]Rocketsvenitienne 4 points 4 hours ago

Feels like the sixers have been playing every night recently. Should probably rest both Harden and Embiid next game

火箭球迷:确实,最近感觉天天有76人的比赛。下一场真该让哈登和恩比德轮休了!

[–]76ersPolPotato 5 points 7 hours ago

76ers are playing their fifth games in seven days with four of them on the road. This schedule is properly fucked.

76人球迷:7天5场比赛,其中4个客场,这赛程真的恶心!

[–]shikageyama 4 points 6 hours ago

Turner is so soft, no boards in 17 mins. 6'11 btw.

球迷:6尺11的特纳出场17分钟0篮板,只能用一个词来形容,软!

[–]Poopywaterengineer 6 points 6 hours ago

How did Pacers fans watch a replay of Turner pushing Embiid and then boo?

球迷:不知道步行者球迷怎么看特纳最后的推人犯规?

[–]PacersMFLBlunts -2 points 6 hours ago

Didn't even touch him.

步行者球迷:他不叫恩比德,叫摸不得!

[–][IND] Reggie Millermoonfish817 -3 points 6 hours ago

That was some bullshit at the end, no eyeballs. I want to beat the 76ers, not the refs.

步行者球迷:裁判最后阶段的吹罚啥也不是,我们的对手是76人,不是裁判!

Seffery@seffery_·6hReplying to @Pacers

Lol philly loses if flopping was actually illegal

推特网友:如果联盟能针对倒地,76人绝对一败涂地!

SIXERS 2023 NBA CHAMPS@76ers23Champs·6hReplying to @Pacers

Refs helping you all game and you still lose? Enjoy watching us in the playoffs again.

推特网友:想看有裁判助力还赢不下比赛吗?季后赛的76人值得期待!

[–]KnicksExhibit5 20 points 4 hours ago

Hali looks fucking LEGIT. 40/16 is not something you expect of just any 3rd year player.

尼克斯球迷:哈利伯顿真让人眼馋,进入联盟才三年就能砍下40+16,你敢信?

[–]Supersonicscancercureall 1 point 5 hours ago

At first I thought Hardeen had a stinker but then I did a double take at the assists. Nice.

超音速球迷:看一眼哈登得分,我刚准备开喷,又看一眼助攻,我将输入栏清空!

[–]LakersCul_what 7 points 3 hours ago

20 asts on 1 TO is fucking nuts even if he shot like shit

湖人球迷:投篮拉稀,但20助攻1失误让人惊叹不已!

[–]bamboleo11 7 points 3 hours ago

James "Honey Buns" Harden

球迷:詹姆斯-烙饼大师-哈登!

[–]Doncicfuturegoat 9 points 4 hours ago

Harden = Point God.

球迷:哈登是控卫之神!

[–]MavericksOmfgHaxx 54 points 4 hours ago

20 assists to 1 turnover is insane. Can't believe he wasn't an all star.

独行侠球迷:20助攻1失误太神奇,全明星真的不配你!

[–]LakersOKCDraftPick2028 82 points 5 hours ago

Harden All NBA first team

湖人球迷:本赛季最佳阵容得有哈登一席之地!

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 22 points 4 hours ago

Bro media still will find a way to leave him off an all nba team. His storyline this year has been soo underrated

马刺球迷:兄弟,你想多了。媒体总有理由不选哈登,今年无论哈登打多好,他们就是不认!

Aidan LaPorta@aidanlaporta69·6hReplying to @sixers and @cryptocom

推特网友贴图:给哈登道歉的正确格式:

收件人:詹姆斯-哈登

发件人:XXX      日期:

道歉理由:

1.我曾认为他只会造犯规!

2.他在面对我最爱的球队时砍下过50分!

3.我钟爱的球星没有哈登优秀!

4.我曾认为本赛季的哈登不再是全明星球员了!

5.我曾认为他身材走样了!

6.我曾认为他不会防守!

7.我刚知道哈登还是联盟前五的球星!

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